50 Cent hardly “Self-Destructs”

Before I Self-Destruct -- 50 Cent -- Sony BMG -- ROCK -- Grade: B

By Johanna Gretschel | Section: Nov 20th, 2009 Arcade, Issues, November 20th Print Edition, Reviews

Intended to generate the same “can’t stop, won’t stop street thug vibe” with which 50 Cent’s smash debut Get Rich or Die Tryin’ was so successful, Before I Self-Destruct takes 50 back to his gangsta rap roots. The intensity in tracks like “The Invitation” and “Crime Wave” is a little much for the casual listener to handle anywhere except maybe the weight room, though true Fitty fans will probably be pleased with their over-the-top bombastics.

Fifty Cent isn’t the most talented rapper; his flow’s a little slow and slurred and his lyrics class him in a middle ground between the juvenile Soulja Boy and Hip Hop heavyweights like Jay-Z. But what Mr. Jackson does have is a strong personality, an instinctive knack for picking catchy beats and a good friend in Eminem. Slim Shady makes a cameo on “Psycho,” one of the more memorable tracks, due more to its creepiness than quality. Eminem’s rapid-fire rhymes force 50 to match his speed, and the duo is backed by an anticipatory up-and-down beat as they chant a chorus about drugging people with Nyquil. The best tracks are the more melodic ones. “Then Days Went By” samples a Jackson 5 song and oscillates between 50’s hardcore-sounding rap and the high-pitched soul of The Jackson 5. An appearance from R. Kelly in “Do You Think About Me” likewise lightens the mood and makes 50’s angry rap a little more manageable. The hottest tracks on the album are “Hold Me Down,” “I Got Swag” and “Baby by Me,” with all three combining the catchy melody/gangsta rap juxtaposition with an urge to bum rush the dance floor.

Before I Self-Destruct is not Get Rich or Die Tryin,’ but it ultimately comes much closer to the quality of 50’s debut than any of his other albums.

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