NOTE: This article was written strictly as satire. The names and proper nouns used in this article do not reflect their true nature in any respect. There is in fact no truth to this article. It was written as a creative endeavor for the purposes of entertainment for the April 1, 2005 Tulane Hullabaloo's annual Fullabaloo.
 
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Just call him Bailey.
Although the suit and the Ph.D. may convey an all-business attitude, new Assistant Vice President for Student Affairs Dr. Kevin Bailey is concerned about the students and making Tulane a better place.
Before coming to Tulane Feb. 28, Bailey was the assistant vice president, Student Affairs, at Millersville, a well-respected public school of about 8,000 […]

Newcomb Senate positions open
 Newcomb Senate is currently accepting intent to run forms for the 2005 - 2006 school year. Positions available include senate president, vice president, class presidents and representatives, as well as USG representatives. Applications are available outside Newcomb Student Programs, 104 Newcomb Hall, and are due by March 11 at 5 p.m. If you […]

 
In the wake of Black History Month, Arizona entrepreneur Reggie Fowler is set to become the first black owner in the NFL by purchasing the Minnesota Vikings; the transaction is awaiting league approval. Fowler�s acquisition of the Vikings will be one of many current moves that have placed blacks in powerful positions in sports. Just […]

The Buffalo Bills announced Wednesday they will release 12-year veteran Drew Bledsoe Tuesday.
The move will allow Bledsoe to pursue a job with a new team, but more importantly for Buffalo, it allows the Bills to move on with former Green Wave standout J.P. Losman.
“Our starting quarterback next year will be J.P. Losman,” Head Coach Mike Mularkey said. […]

Props to the Patriots, again. If they aren’t officially a dynasty, there must be something in the water that’s making these journalists delusional. The Patriots won a Super Bowl with the most difficult schedule in NFL history and now have proven to the entire football world that they can win no matter the situation. I […]

Tom Brady holds Super Bowl records in passing first downs (19) and completions (32). He has led two final drives in two separate Super Bowls that have ended in game-winning field goals.
Even now, Head Coach Bill Belichick has his team operating like a fine-tuned machine, slanting and curling for first downs while the defense and special […]

Sunday brings Super Bowl XXXIX, the culmination of the NFL season, the game that every football player wants to win in his lifetime and arguably, the single greatest sporting event on the American calendar.
This year’s game in Jacksonville pits the AFC Champion New England Patriots against the NFC Champion Philadelphia Eagles.
The Patriots have won two of the […]

I. Tulane athletics seems to have it out for UAB. After delivering a heart-stopping win in football this past October, the basketball team took its turn beating UAB 73-70 in overtime winning on a buzzer beating three-pointer. This time it was freshman Taylor Rochestie putting the nail in the coffin. Rochestie’s three-pointer sent Fogelman Arena […]

For those students who left the New Orleans area during winter break, the “Hullabaloo” has compiled a summary of the main local sports happenings over the break. Among the major Tulane headlines are the women’s basketball team winning the Tulane/Doubletree Classic and the University’s extension of football Head Coach Chris Scelfo’s contract through 2009.
Men’s basketball finishes […]

There’s always next year.
It seems like I tell myself those same words after every Saints season. But this season was different. For the first time, I can’t wait till next season.
For once, Jim Haslett’s Saints did not fold in December. For once, the Saints played solidly in all three phases of the game. For once, they gave […]

I.  After years of suffering, I can be grateful for one thing from 2004: the San Diego Chargers. As lifelong a San Diegan and Chargers fan, the last 10 years have been devastating. However, in one season, everything changed. The team went from being torn up by Eli Manning and existing as the laughing stock […]

With professional athletes, the phrase “reinvesting in the community” comes up fairly often. It refers to the way players donate parts of their salary to certain charity organizations or community groups.
For Danny Wuerffel, however, the cost of contribution means more than just a simple financial donation. Wuerffel, who played seven seasons in the NFL after winning […]

The future looks bright for senior Chris Bush as he approaches graduation in the spring and his last games with the Green Wave football team.
The 6-foot-1 wide receiver has starred as the featured wideout in the Green Wave’s past two games, pulling in two touchdowns and gaining 240 yards.
Tomorrow’s game is the last one for Bush with […]

About a month ago, the Green Wave was sitting at the bottom of the Conference USA standings as many began viewing this season as a rebuilding year. But after winning four out of its last five games, including last week’s thrilling 35-31 win at TCU, the Green Wave will become bowl-eligible with a win tomorrow.
Standing in […]