SATIRE: Love at first siteBy Tulane Hullabaloo | Apr 1st, 2005 | Category: Fullabaloo
NOTE: This article was written strictly as satire. The names and proper nouns used in this article do not reflect their true nature in any respect. There is in fact no truth to this article. It was written as a creative endeavor for the purposes of entertainment for the April 1, 2005 Tulane Hullabaloo's annual Fullabaloo.