While Harry is a little removed from the goings on of the real world, he occasionally has lapses of sobriety in between handles of Jack. During one such recent lapse, Harry (read: TUPD) found himself fully clothed (see: buck-ass nekkid) near the art building in the small art display area tucked in between the Newcomb […]

Spring Break is here — thank God — and, barring a Topical Wave announcement, students won't have to hear another thing about Promise and Distinction for almost a week. Maybe by then the whole thing will have blown over. Then again, that's what Harry hoped about the orientation fee.
 
In the meantime, though, you can at least forget about it all […]

In honor of the basketball team's relatively painless postseason departure, Harry would like to salute Ivan Pjevcevic who, despite a nagging injury and a nagging coach, layed it all out on the floor last Saturday. †Ivan showed the kind of big-man leadership that's so urgently needed at the end of the bench.
In honor of Provost Lefton’s […]

 
Harbinger Harry is mildly amused by everyone fighting to be USG president right now. Where were all these leadership candidates when the "Hullabaloo" was taking applications for editor-in-chief? Perhaps the "Hull" should consider changing the title to "president-in-chief" if they want to attract more than one candidate for the job.
Harry would actually be stirred from his […]

Harry's pretty much lost all faith in leadership … not that he had a lot to begin with.
 
He congratulates whoever the incoming USG president will be, as well the few dozen friends who came out and voted.  Harry can't help but shrug his shoulders and agree with the apathy that pervades campus because no matter what […]

A computer was the source of a fire in room 704 of Butler Hall Friday. The computer belonged to School of Engineering freshman Elaine Horn, who was not in her room when the fire occured.
“My roommate was sitting at her computer, she heard a pop from my computer and it started billowing black smoke so she […]

The halls of Butler have often been known for housing Tulane’s academically elite, but this year Butler House may be credited for possessing some of the musically elite as well. The funk/alt fusion of Tulane’s own Trevor Jones, Adam Cola, Ari Michael, Dan Kautz and Steven Kraft come together to unleash a sound known collectively […]

Harry alerts Tulane students to the stark choice they face this weekend.
On the one hand, the always-annoying V-Week wraps up with three performances of "The Vagina Monologues." For $8 with a Tulane ID, you can "celebrate vagina warriors." Granted, proceeds benefit a battered women's shelter.
And, yeah, it'll be the same shit your female friends made you see […]

Harry's disappointed with the cold, dreary, wet Mardi Gras weather, but reminds readers that alcohol makes you feel warm.
Harry likes to do his part for those Tulane Mardi Gras novices, so here are a few pieces of advice:
1. No matter how much of a good idea it may seem at the time, do not throw glass bottles […]

 
Harry won't sleep out on the Aron quad to demonstrate his sympathy for tsunami victims, because Mom wouldn't approve. Finish your plate; there are starving children in Africa. By analogy, sleep in your warm bed; there are 1.4 million newly homeless people in Southeast Asia. Besides, Harry remembers how effective the last Tulane tent city […]

Words of Wisdom: For three days after death, the hair and fingernail continue to grow… but phone calls taper off.   – Johnny Carson (1925-2005)
 
Penthouse:
Boston: The city is “en fuego” and winning every contest it gets…except of course the       presidency…eugh.
Mexico: Our choice Spring Break destination, 2005 – kidnapping, drug war, and U.S. travel warning be damned!
Hullabaloo Views “Sex”tion: It’s a dirty job, but […]

Harbinger Harry
Jan. 14, 2005
 
The year 2005 started with a powerful and disturbing omen (a harbinger?): It snowed in New Orleans on Christmas. Harry believes this signals a sea change for Tulane. He notes that quickly after the snowstorm, the Wave was named the top baseball team in the nation.
 
If Hell has officially frozen over, Harry foresees the coming […]

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Harbinger Harry
par Dec. 3, 2004
par
par “It’s the most wonderful time of the year.” Harry’s happy to […]

Imagine, if you will, that the Undergraduate Student Government was subverting its own rules in order to help out a group of friends. You would think "Harbinger Harry" would be up in arms, outraged at this blatant display of cronyism.
Surprisingly, "Harry" seemed to support just that with his Nov. 19 berating of USG for not approving […]